dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: dicktho, via legit-humour)

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via legit-humour)

flamingoflaminstop:

when you like and reblog your own selfie

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(Source: slihgtlydyslexic, via legit-humour)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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