rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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"I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me."

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chickenuqqet:

when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna

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stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

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