thetowndrugdealer:

"you look tired, are you???" 
"no, im just ugly"

(via ugly)

religiousdad:

roughrimjob:

ellen-voguee:

homosexuals think they have a sense of fashion but they are tragically mistaken. 

Right because you and your Walgreens glasses scream fashionista

DEVASTATED

(via ugly)

420kawaii:

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neptune, i lov me perl

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fuk u daddy ur embarsing me

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but perl, yerr me daugter 

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ur a fukin crab how can i possible be ur dauhgter? you peice of shit

(via lolsofunny)

"I tried, I regretted, I repeated."

six word story  (via clumsiest)

(Source: unhacker, via jesussbabymomma)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via ugly)