when your parents threaten to take your allowance away


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today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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"A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms."

from Zen Shin Talks (via nyu-tah)

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do whatcha want, whatcha want with my body (if ur rich)

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