helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner, via ugly)

"I will not be your “sometimes”."

Six Word Story #2 (via eliaes)

(Source: whispersofstardust, via typical)

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

(via ugly)

"I’m tryna turn that tagged/me into a tagged/us"

Drake (via oomshi)

(via jesussbabymomma)

giggle:

why i’ll never work at fast foods

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(via ugly)